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I am Fahd. I am 20 years old and ENJOY being a sarcastic asshole who uses DRUGS recreationally. Currently a non-practicing Pakistani in my third year at VCU majoring in blah blah blah I hate the world and everyone in it is a complete moron etc etc

 

arrestedwesteros:

Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. George, Sr.: I have… I have money.
Good Grief - 3x04

arrestedwesteros:

Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system.
George, Sr.: I have… I have money.

Good Grief - 3x04

5 minutes away from downloading the walking dead and twitter ruins it for me by having RIP Shane in the trending topics. So much rage

5 minutes away from downloading the walking dead and twitter ruins it for me by having RIP Shane in the trending topics. So much rage

Dragonite Dad, possibly the saddest meme in existence

(Source: nondeterminism)

Spring break day 1: My mom does not understand I need 12 hours of sleep to function on weekends.

Spring break day 1: My mom does not understand I need 12 hours of sleep to function on weekends.

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inthedirectionofthemoon:

Dying In Your Arms; Trivium

(Source: 1anguagecity)

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying To Use A Buffet With A Sneeze Guard…
#TRexTrying

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying To Use A Buffet With A Sneeze Guard…

#TRexTrying

I tried this freshmen year. After 30 minutes, I decided waiting 2 hours for dominios would be easier.

I tried this freshmen year. After 30 minutes, I decided waiting 2 hours for dominios would be easier.

(Source: vcuproblems)

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commasemicolon:

Tilly & The Wall - Nights of the Living Dead

Every single time this song comes on I ALWAYS join along…

WELL THE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS ARE ALL FUCKED UP TOUCHING EACH OTHER OH MY GOD YEAH AND 40 OUNCES IS NEVER ENOUGH WE WANT TO PASS OUT IN YOUR YARD WE WANT TO PASS OUT DRESSING IN DRAG IN YOUR BEST FRIEND’S CLOTHES WHILE BOYS KISS BOYS IN HOTEL ROOMS OH AND JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT WE WERE NO LONGER LOST THEY KICKED US OUT INTO THE DIRY STREETS OF ATLANTA!!! SO IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT DOWN ON NORTH AVENUE WHERE THE GAS STATION PARKING LOT PROSTITUTES TRIED TO FIX THEIR HAIR IN THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS YOU KNOW WE’RE UST TRYIBG TO GET TO THE CLUB AND SHAKE OUR ASSES! A CARAVAN OF KIDS SOME BIG OL’ MESS ONB AN OLD WOODEN DOCK OH WE’RE BORED TO DEATH WE’RE GOT A BOTTLE OF WINE, A FRESH PACK OF SMOKES. WE’RE GOING TO END OF SCREAMING ABOUT SOME MIDNIGHT GARAGE SALE!!!!!! SO GOD PUT DOWN YOUR GUN CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE DEAD! GOD PUT DOWN YOUR HAND WE’RE NOT LISTING! OH SO THE MICROPHONE CUT OFFFFF SO WE’RE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS!!!!! YOU ARE BORN SO FRESH A GOLDEN PRIZE UNTIL YOU SCRAPE THAT KNEE AND QUICKLY REALIZE THAT YOURE LOST IN A FOG ON YOUR WAY TO DEATH! OH A THICK BLACK LINE A THICK BLACK LINE SO YOU BETTER SPEAK UP BETTER RAISE THAT VOICE COME ON SCREAM LOUD ALL YOU GIRLS AND BOYS LET’S GET WILD WILDDD WILLDDDDDD LET’S REJOICE COME ON COMES I WANNA HEAR THAT FUCKIN’ NOISEEEEEEE!!!!!!! OH THE PUSH AND PULL OF EVERYTHING OH THIS NIGHTMARE OF ELECTRICITY WE ARE THE LIVING DEAD, YEAHHH THE LIVING DEAD THAT’S THE WAY IT IS THAT’S THE WAY IT’S ALWAYS BEEN! OH THATSNAKE SLITHERED PAST MY HOUSE TODAY OH I HEARD HE CAUGHT YOU ON A DARK HIGHWAY! NO THE COULD DIDN’T PART THEY JUST GREW INTO A STORM I CAN STILL HEAR THE SOUND OF THE ROLLING THUNDER THUNNNNNNDDEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GOD PUT DOWN YOUR HAND, CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE DEADDDDDD! GOD PUT DOWN YOUR HAND, WE’RE NOT LISTENING!! GOD PUT DOWN YOUR GUN, CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE DEAD??!!!! I SAID, GOD, PUT DOWN YOUR HAND, WE’RE NOT LISTENING!!!! OH WE NEVER WERRREEEEEE! I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP I WANNA FUCK IT UP AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEL SO ALIVE AND I FEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!